Princess Machete

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The type of kisses where teeth collide
When she laughs the heavens hum a stun gun lullaby 

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"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."

- Aziz Ansari (via organtheft)

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